Give the Ballerina a drink!

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in

Dublin, Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy

armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and

asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the

end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter

and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She

turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them,

revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy

a lady another drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar

and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me,

Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why

do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has

got to be a ballerina!

Copyright 2012