My New Earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker
is wearing an
earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
curious
about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
Locker Room Talk
A man is showering up in a locker room
with his buddy when he notices his friend Is very well endowed.
'Damn, Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims..
'I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it.'
'What do you mean?' Jim asked.
'Well, every day for the past two years
I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds
crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.
'Jim agrees and the two depart'
A few months later the two are back
in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob,
but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'
'Did you do everything I told you? An
hour each day with butter?'
'Well, we don't use butter, so I've
been using Crisco.'
Wait for it ..........
Wait ...........
You know it's coming...
Crisco!!' Bob exclaimed. '
Damn it, Jim, I told you to use butter,
Crisco is shortening!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Men don't
listen! You gotta follow the recipe!!
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