Locker Room Talk

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend Is very well endowed.

'Damn, Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims..  'I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it.'

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.

'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.

'Jim agrees and the two depart'

A few months later the two are back in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'

'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?'

'Well, we don't use butter, so I've been using Crisco.'

Wait for it ..........

Wait ...........

You know it's coming...

Crisco!!' Bob exclaimed. '

Damn it, Jim, I told you to use butter, Crisco is shortening!

MORAL OF THE STORY:  Men don't listen!  You gotta follow the recipe!!

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