The Amish are non-violent people..

...but it pays to know German

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man

drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,

die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"


The man shouts back: "I don't understand your gibberish.

Speak English!"


The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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