David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex......

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex......

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. 

#09.... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 

#07.. Foursomes are encouraged. 

#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior. 

#05.... Three times a day is possible. 

#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 

#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day. 

#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. 


And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... 


#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

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