We're all Phyuck'd

Women are smarter than men :-)

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 14:42:13 -0700

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,

"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".

"Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Suprise her with a bigger penis at Barbie site

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:22:48 -0800

OOOOOOps someone at Mattel.com has some explaining to do!

CIA uses shoelaces to send messages!

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:47:10 -0800

Next time you see someone with an odd shoelace pattern, its not that they don't know how to tie shoelaces but instead they are sending an encoded message.

Random Jokes

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:56:54 -0800

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please - and one for the road."
dyslexic man walked into a bra

Photo Album

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:19:02 -0800

Some of my favourite pictures

No porn movies on Virgin Galactic

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:54:01 -0800

THE boss of the world’s first space travel firm has revealed how a film producer attempted to hire the world’s most advanced space craft – to make a porn movie.

Virgin Galactic president Will Whitehorn has said he was baffled when he was approached by someone interested in hiring the whole spacecraft – only to find out he was a porn baron.

The Scots-born boss, who heads-up Virgin’s space tourism arm for Richard Branson, said that he didn’t know how much was on offer, but that money was clearly no object.

The 49-year-old said: “We hot approached by someone who turned out to be a porn-film maker who wanted to hire the whole ship.

“They wanted to make a sex movie in space."

Earthrace - Anti-Whaling Stealth Boat

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:56:06 -0800

Earthrace, the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society's new high-tech anti-whaling powerboat, rests in Auckland Harbor, New Zealand, ahead of its deployment for Perth, and then the Southern Ocean. The 80-foot trimaran features paint that deflects radar, allowing the vessel to approach whaling ships virtually unseen. Leaving Perth on December 7, Earthrace will join the Society's ship Steve Irwin on a three-month voyage protesting Japan's industrial whaling program.

Phyuck yeah!

Don't wear your jammies in Shanghai anymore!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:43:20 -0800

Shanghai will host the World Expo next year, and city officials are preparing for the influx of foreigners with a campaign to ban citizens from wearing their pajamas out in the streets. An article in the Chengdu Business Daily expresses outrage over the campaign as a civil rights abuse. Snip:

Many Shanghai residents are used to loitering around the streets in their pajamas. But now the municipal government is making every effort to stop them from doing so, because it would be a "loss of face" for city authorities if a foreigner sees people walking the streets in pajamas during the 2010 World Expo.

Source: (BoingBoing)

NSA to store yottabytes of surveillance data in Utah mega repository

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:50:14 -0800

The NSA is constructing a datacenter in the Utah desert that they project will be storing yottabytes of surveillance data. And what is a yottabyte? I’m glad you asked.

On a remote edge of Utah's dry and arid high desert, where temperatures often zoom past 100 degrees, hard-hatted construction workers with top-secret clearances are preparing to build what may become America's equivalent of Jorge Luis Borges's "Library of Babel," a place where the collection of information is both infinite and at the same time monstrous, where the entire world's knowledge is stored, but not a single word is understood. At a million square feet, the mammoth $2 billion structure will be one-third larger than the US Capitol and will use the same amount of energy as every house in Salt Lake City combined.

Unlike Borges's "labyrinth of letters," this library expects few visitors. It's being built by the ultra-secret National Security Agency—which is primarily responsible for "signals intelligence," the collection and analysis of various forms of communication—to house trillions of phone calls, e-mail messages, and data trails: Web searches, parking receipts, bookstore visits, and other digital "pocket litter." Lacking adequate space and power at its city-sized Fort Meade, Maryland, headquarters, the NSA is also completing work on another data archive, this one in San Antonio, Texas, which will be nearly the size of the Alamodome.

Just how much information will be stored in these windowless cybertemples? A clue comes from a recent report prepared by the MITRE Corporation, a Pentagon think tank. "As the sensors associated with the various surveillance missions improve," says the report, referring to a variety of technical collection methods, "the data volumes are increasing with a projection that sensor data volume could potentially increase to the level of Yottabytes (10²⁴ Bytes) by 2015." Roughly equal to about a septillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) pages of text, numbers beyond Yottabytes haven't yet been named. Once vacuumed up and stored in these near-infinite "libraries," the data are then analyzed by powerful infoweapons, supercomputers running complex algorithmic programs, to determine who among us may be—or may one day become—a terrorist. In the NSA's world of automated surveillance on steroids, every bit has a history and every keystroke tells a story.

The KFC Coleslaw Secret is out!

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:21:37 -0700

This tangy coleslaw requires no preparation time and can be stored for days. KFC copycat recipes are always delicious. Give this copycat recipe a try today.

Ingredients

8 ¹/2 cup cabbage
¹/3 cup carrot
1 teaspoon onion, chopped finely
³/4 cup buttermilk
¹/2 cup mayonaise
¹/4 cup milk
2 tablespoon lemon juice
¹/2 teaspoon salt
2 ¹/2 teaspoon pepper
¹/3 cup granulated sugar

Instructions

1. Core the cabbage, then shred the cabbage fine using the fine disk for the shredder attachment to the mixer. Shred the carrot the same way. Mix together cabbage, carrot and onion.

2. In a bowl combine the buttermilk, mayonnaise, milk and lemon juice with a whisk until well combined. Add the salt and pepper. Add the sugar to the sauce until well mixed in. Add the sauce to the cabbage and carrot mixture and mix well and allow the mixture to marinate for 13 hours in the refrigerator

Life on Europa ? Scientists think so

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:58:15 -0700

A model of Europa's interior, including a global ocean. If a 100 kilometer-deep ocean existed below the Europan ice shell, it would be 10 times deeper than any ocean on Earth and would contain twice as much water as Earth's oceans and rivers combined. Credit: NASA/JPL

New research suggests that there is plenty of oxygen available in the subsurface ocean of Europa to support oxygen-based metabolic processes for life similar to that on Earth. In fact, there may be enough oxygen to support complex, animal-like organisms with greater oxygen demands than microorganisms.

Worlds Most Beautiful Object...WTF!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:29:50 -0700

Gyrofocus, voted ‘World’s most beautiful object’ 2008–2009 in Pulchra competition

The Gyrofocus, designed by the award-winning contemporary fireplace maker Focus, has been named as the World's Most Beautiful Object for the 2008-2009 Pulchra design competition. The suspended fireplace achieved the highest number of votes in the inaugural year of the ten-year design competition. Over a year, 74,425 participants voted by Internet for the 10 most beautiful objects among 100 selected by a jury of experts in design and architecture, including Alessandro Mendini, Italo Lupi and Matteo Vercelloni. The fireplace created by Dominique Imbert in 1968 came out as the voters’ top choice, over objects ranging from a television designed by Philips, a Sony Ericsson mobile phone, creations by Philippe Starck, and a Leo Cut diamond; their key point in common being the beauty of their design.

Giant Blobs of "Sea Mucus" are invading the Mediterranean Sea - Yuck!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:25:20 -0700

Mucus-like blobs that are forming with increasing frequency in the Mediterranean. They're loaded with bacteria and viruses and the larger ones are 200 kilometers (125 miles) long. Sea snot invasion!

Transparent Public Toilet

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:05:54 -0700

Guys don't get any ideas when the pretty girls walk by.

Top Story in Singapore Strait Times Website Today - 3 women caught at sex orgy

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:19:20 -0700

THREE Malaysian women were caught having an orgy with 19 Bangladeshi men on the first day of Hari Raya.

None of them realised they were being monitored by a group of policemen, who had surrounded the house in Felda Krau, Raub, before they were raided at 2.30am.

Harian Metro, quoting Raub OCPD Supt Wan Mohd Samsudin Wan Osman, said all 22 were arrested, including the three women aged between 17 and 43.

He said investigations revealed that the women had spent the past two nights in the house to satisfy the lust of the Bangladeshis, aged between 20 and 30.

'All three women are detained for investigations under Section 372B of the Penal Code for soliciting for the purpose of prostitution,' he said, adding that police also found several used condoms in the house.

He said during the raid, some of the men tried to escape but failed as the house had been cordoned off.

A 56-year-old man, suspected to be the pimp, was also detained.

More......

In the following pictures, you see people with very strong facial expressions

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:08:50 -0700

Can you identify their expression?

THEY'RE ALL GETTING READY TO SNEEZE!!

You Lie!

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:04:35 -0700

How to tell the sex of a fly

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:12:37 -0700

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies', he responded.

'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked,
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!'

Another sign of global warming - Noctilucent clouds over the USA and parts of Europe

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:55:46 -0700

Mysterious, glowing clouds previously seen almost exclusively in Earth’s polar regions have appeared in the skies over the United States and Europe over the past several days.

Photographers and other sky watchers in Omaha, Paris, Seattle, and other locations have run outside to capture images of what scientists call noctilucent (”night shining”) clouds. Formed by ice literally at the boundary where the earth’s atmosphere meets space 50 miles up, they shine because they are so high that they remain lit by the sun even after our star is below the horizon.

The clouds might be beautiful, but they could portend global changes caused by global warming. Noctilucent clouds are a fundamentally new phenomenon in the temperate mid-latitude sky, and it’s not clear why they’ve migrated down from the poles. Or why, over the last 25 years, more of them are appearing in the polar regions, too, and shining more brightly.

Nomura's jellyfish threaten Japanese fishing industry

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:43:36 -0700

Swarms of giant Nomura’s jellyfish are about to descend on the waters off Japan, putting the country’s fishing industry at serious risk.

Nomura’s jellyfish grow up to 2 meters (6 feet 7 inches) in diameter and weigh up to 220 kilograms (450 pounds), and are commonly found in the waters between China and Japan. Scientists have detected unprecedented numbers heading to Japan, in what local media has described as a “jellyfish typhoon.”

Nomura’s jellyfish populations have surged previously during 1958 and 1995, dealing a huge blow to Japan’s fishing industry. The jellyfish, which are as large as a man, damage nets and kill fish with venom.

, decreasing available fish stocks. They also sting fisherman, creating an often risky situation when caught.

Although numbers this year aren’t known yet, during the 2005 surge an estimated 300 to 500 million Nomura’s jelly fish passed through the Tsushima Strait between South Korea and Japan every day. They’re also hard to get rid off, releasing millions of offspring into the water when they are attacked or killed.

New pictures here.

Change Has Come to Washington

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:15:41 -0700

The World According to Americans

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:09:48 -0700

Today's Technology

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:07:06 -0700

As a man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot, the doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “The good news is you’ve got $10,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new one that will not only work as well as your old one did, but even more often, if you wish. The thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $1000 an inch.”

The man perks up at this news.

The doctor says, “So, it’s for you to decide how many inches you want, but it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. It’s really important that she plays a role in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time.”

The man agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor leaves.

The doctor comes back the next day.

“Well,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

“I have,” says the man.

“And has she helped you in making the decision?”

“Yes, she has,” says the man.

“And what is it?” asks the doctor.

The man replies, “We’re getting granite counter tops.”

Reasons To Smile

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:04:41 -0700

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences…. He thought he was God. I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

The Polite Way to Pee:

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:02:56 -0700

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?"

"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.'"

The teacher fainted..

The Redneck Fire Alarm

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:53:51 -0700

Women breaks world record for Vagina lifting! - now that's talent

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:12:48 -0700

A Russian woman has set a new world record for vagina lifting….and yes, before you ask, we’re not making this up, and yes, the Guinness Book of Records keeps a tally on the record.

42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova broke the record by lifting a 31 pound (14 kg) glass ball. According to local media, Tatiata has been exercising her vagina for fifteen years. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Just in case you haven’t tried lifting weights with your vagina before, Tatiata recommends it to all women who want to improve their sex life. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she said.

From Inquisir.com

Bizarre Sign of the Week

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:22:57 -0700

Serena William's Tshirt is a classic!

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:20:08 -0700

Serena's T-shirt reveals her exasperation with the world rankings