Phyuck

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies', he responded.

'Oh!  Killing any?', she asked.


'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. 



Intrigued, she asked, 
'How can you tell them apart?' 


He responded,
'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!'